May 11, 2013 Thinking about BBQ dog, then decided to see what about people? I will only say that cannibal stories are always being in the newpaper some place. just for kicks I looked up some today! Don’t worry, I am sure there’s no one living close to you that wants to prepare a human feast. Second thought there may be.
In just the past week, a naked man ate a homeless guy’s face in Miami, a New Jersey man threw his intestines at police, a Canadian porn star killed a man and ate parts of his body before mailing other parts to government officials, a Maryland man killed his roommate and ate his heart and brain, and a Staten Island pizza parlor owner nommed a dude’s ear. It seems clear that this sudden burst of zombie activity points inexorably to the beginning of the end for mankind. But we started to wonder this morning — from inside our fortified, WiFi enabled, mountainside bunker — whether the only thing that’s changed is that, in the wake of the headline-grabbing Miami incident, we’ve suddenly started paying a lot more attention to zombie-esque stories than we had in the past. After digging around, we found that while the frequency of cannibal stories over the past week is unusual, this kind of stuff happens fairly regularly. Here is a rundown of what we’ve found from just the past six months.
“Police in southwest China have detained a man suspected of murdering more than a dozen boys and young men, chopping up their bodies and selling the flesh to unsuspecting consumers, reports said Friday.”
“A Swiss politician has been accused of advertising for cannibals to kill and eat the mother and daughter of a policeman friend going through a ‘tricky’ divorce.”
“Police have arrested three people for allegedly killing at least two women, eating parts of their bodies and using their flesh to make stuffed pastries known as empanadas that they sold to neighbors in their northeastern Brazil city.”
“A 79-year-old man accused of killing his wife ate some of her flesh and was found sitting in a rocking chair in their Shrewsbury apartment, covered in blood, a prosecutor said Friday.”
“Russian police have arrested a man who admitted killing at least six people before eating their hearts and livers, media said.”
“A Russian man killed a drinking partner after he and his friends ran out of snacks at a vodka party – then sold the leftovers as pork at a market. The 35-year-old admitted stabbing his fellow drinker, 41, to death before slicing flesh off the corpse, which he cooked and ate, police said.”
“Serbian gangsters allegedly beat a traitorous associate to death with a hammer before cooking and eating his remains in Spain, police said.”
“A Florida man has been arrested for allegedly hacking to death a Connecticut man and eating the victim’s eye and part of his brain.”
This probably comes from too much soy in the meats and milk. The People are hungry for meat and dairy that is not vegetative. I guess the fat lady doesn’t need to sing, she needs to hide.
Cannibalism exists, people…
Actually, it’s only the Western civilizations that have humanized Man’s Best Friend to the extent that we don’t eat dog, or horse either. Those meats are eaten regularly all over Asia, South America and Africa. We just have a taboo here because we look at it as eating one of our own. Anyone reading this, if you’ve travelled to any of those continents, you’ve probably eaten one or both without even knowing it. Cats too. Seriously! They make such a big deal about Obama’s experience, when really it’s more the rule than the exception. Now, people, not so much….
While it’s certainly not the first allegation of cannibalism to come from North Korea, it’s equally as disturbing as those that preceded it. Troubling reports of a rise in starvation — and cannibalism — have emerged inside of a nation that continues to be intensely-secretive and shut off from the wider global community. According to an independent outlet called Asia Press, North Koreans are so desperate that they are increasingly turning to corpses and even murdering their own children for food.
One man allegedly dug up his grandchild’s corpse and ate it. Another purportedly killed and boiled his child for food. Of late, yet another individual has reportedly been executed for killing two of his children for the same purposes.
“In my village in May a man who killed his own two children and tried to eat them was executed by a firing squad,” one informant said of the latter incident.
According to the source, the father killed his daughter while his wife was away on business. Then, he killed the son because the latter child had witnessed his sister’s murder. When the wife came back from her trip, her husband said that they now had “meat.” After becoming suspicious, she contacted authorities who later discovered parts of the children’s bodies.